Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Saddam closer to trial, new witnesses

Now that Saddam is closer to trial than ever, new witnesses will be bought in to testify.

They include Saddam's other, lesser known children.

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownfamily members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:

Sooflay ..................the restauranteur
Guday....................the half-Australian brother
Hearsay..................the audiologist
Huray.....................the sports fanatic
Bejay......................the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay.......the twins from the African mother
Sayhay....................the baseball player
Ojay........................the stalker / murderer
Gulay.......................the singer / entertainer
Ebay........................the internet czar
Biliray......................the country music star
Ecksray....................the radiologist
Puray.......................the blender factory owner
Regay.......................the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay.......................the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:

Pusay........................the 'loose' 22 yr old
Lattay........................the coffee shop owner
Bufay.........................the 300 pound sister
Dushay.......................the clean sister
Phayray......................the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway...................the grocery store owner
Ollay..........................the half-mexican sister
NoWay......................the sister with the constant headache

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